T’was a wet stormy Wednesday night and all was quiet, except from the noise of Jake Dunn duuun derr deer ring off the lounge onto the cushions and whacking his head on windowsills for good measure.
My stomach had been being decidedly quirky for a week or so, hmmmmmmm. An unopened test lay in the bathroom drawer… I un-wrapped the test – and then pee’d all over it. (No way to make that sound mystical – a pee is a pee). Then we impatiently waited the three long minutes for the results to appear – three minutes can take blooming ages!!! At last the feint line appeared. A tad too feint at first, so we thought we better recheck….
A further 8 home tests (yes 8 – should have bought shares in Crystal Blue and Pregnosis last time round…) and a trip to the doctors later and now I come bearing news of Alice…..
Alice, Alice …… Who the F**K is ALICE????
Alice is currently in Wonderland, swimming around in her little embryonic sack growing a tail. Yes – you guessed it – Jake is going to be getting a sibling later on this year. Hurrah!!!!
Like Jake, we have an “inside the womb” name, his was George, so whilst she is inside we are calling her Alice – Kev chose it for the comical effect of being able to say “Who the F**K is Alice” whereas I like to think of her in Wonderland.
So I will (as I did with George’s journey to the outside) update you all with a fairly regular email.
Thought you’d all like to hear our wonderful news!!!
